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When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.
Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.
by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023
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