A person of Polish descent from most glorious Eastern European homeland. Birthplace of such
significant technological advances as the screen door submarine and the glass bottom
locomotive. Also origin
of the jelly or custard filled
pastry known locally by some indecipherable
Pollock #1, Wladyslaw - "Hey Uh, Ziggy, did you hear that Stosh
locked his keys in his car yesterday?"
Pollock #2, Zbigniew
- "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family
out til just this morning!"
Bystander #1, Steve - "Fucking Pollocks."