A person of Polish descent from most glorious Eastern European homeland. Birthplace of such significant technological advances as the screen door submarine and the glass bottom locomotive. Also origin of the jelly or custard filled pastry known locally by some indecipherable Pollock moniker.
Pollock #1, Wladyslaw - "Hey Uh, Ziggy, did you hear that Stosh locked his keys in his car yesterday?"
Pollock #2, Zbigniew - "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family out til just this morning!"
Bystander #1, Steve - "Fucking Pollocks."