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A fag is not just a loosely used homophobic slang term, but a lifestyle. Being a fag requires a lot of hard work and motivation! To be a fag, you must eat at least three pounds of sparkling pink sugar a day, style your hair into a vibrantly coloured mohawk, and buy the full Glee DVD/Blu-Ray box set IMMEDIATELY. And, whilst you do all of these fabulously flamboyant activities each day, you are required to listen to Lady Gaga on a pink iPod. (Purple iPods are also acceptable.) So, if you think you're up for this delightful challenge, just head on over to www.meatspin.com to get started. Good luck!

-The Worldwide Center for Frigging Fab Fags ;)

(Oh, and be ready for those crazy Christians yelling at you to "repent" or some shit.)
Are you up for the faaaaabulous fag challenge!? I sure as hell am!
by Sloppyjoemess December 3, 2011
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