361 definitions by SlopNChop
Craig : O wow check out Kiersten she's wearing tight gym shorts & a little white tank top today Ahhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! And don't you just love her blue eyes & long blonde hair! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Damn I need to go clean this Cum out of my underwear!
Chad : I think I will go rub Kiersten's shoulders, smell her hair & Cum some more!
Chad : Mmmmm! Ohhh! Ohhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck are you doing?
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Did you just Cum?
Chad : I can't help it your just so gorgeous! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Well just keep your Cum in your pant's umkay!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I could make guy's Cum like that!
Steve : Hey Kaylee! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee you made Steve Cum!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Oh Yeah! And don't you just love her blue eyes & long blonde hair! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Craig : Damn I need to go clean this Cum out of my underwear!
Chad : I think I will go rub Kiersten's shoulders, smell her hair & Cum some more!
Chad : Mmmmm! Ohhh! Ohhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck are you doing?
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Did you just Cum?
Chad : I can't help it your just so gorgeous! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Well just keep your Cum in your pant's umkay!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I could make guy's Cum like that!
Steve : Hey Kaylee! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee you made Steve Cum!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
by SlopNChop December 6, 2017
A sticky substance created in a guy's balls when he becomes sexually aroused then it's released through the penis
Kiersten : Hey baby can you hand me my socks!
Jake : Sure babe! Oh! Oh! Oh! O Baby! Jesus Christ!
Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh honey did you have to Cum in my sock!
Jake : Well when you stroke my cock like that I get excited!
Kiersten : Next time try to squirt your Cum in my pussy anus or mouth please ok sweetheart!
Jake : Well lucky for you I have plenty more Cum to release!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kiersten : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMM! Yummy!
Jake : Lol!
Kiersten : What's so funny?
Jake : You have Cum running down your neck!
Kiersten : I guess you did have plenty of Cum left in you!
Jake : Oh Kiersten you my little Cum monster!
Kiersten : Grrrrrr! I Want More!
Jake : Sure babe! Oh! Oh! Oh! O Baby! Jesus Christ!
Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh honey did you have to Cum in my sock!
Jake : Well when you stroke my cock like that I get excited!
Kiersten : Next time try to squirt your Cum in my pussy anus or mouth please ok sweetheart!
Jake : Well lucky for you I have plenty more Cum to release!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kiersten : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMM! Yummy!
Jake : Lol!
Kiersten : What's so funny?
Jake : You have Cum running down your neck!
Kiersten : I guess you did have plenty of Cum left in you!
Jake : Oh Kiersten you my little Cum monster!
Kiersten : Grrrrrr! I Want More!
by SlopNChop October 4, 2017
Chad : Damn Kylie your legs are so smooth! Ahhh!
Kiley : Stop touching me you perve!
Chad : Mmm! And those little socks on your feet are so cute! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : Did you just Cum to the thought of my socks?
Chad : Uh yeah socks make me Cum! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : KNOCK IT OFF YOU ASSHOLE!
Ben : HEY JACKASS STOP HARASSING MY WIFE!
Chad : Sorry she makes me Cum! Ahhhhhhhh!
Ben : Im gonna chop your fucking dick off if you don't stop!
Chad : Oh Shit's
Kiley : Thanks baby wanna go home and Cum for me?
Ben : Oh baby im gonna Cum all over your face leg's face tummy and those cute little socks of your's!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ben : That's It Your A Dead Man!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
Kiley : Stop touching me you perve!
Chad : Mmm! And those little socks on your feet are so cute! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : Did you just Cum to the thought of my socks?
Chad : Uh yeah socks make me Cum! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : KNOCK IT OFF YOU ASSHOLE!
Ben : HEY JACKASS STOP HARASSING MY WIFE!
Chad : Sorry she makes me Cum! Ahhhhhhhh!
Ben : Im gonna chop your fucking dick off if you don't stop!
Chad : Oh Shit's
Kiley : Thanks baby wanna go home and Cum for me?
Ben : Oh baby im gonna Cum all over your face leg's face tummy and those cute little socks of your's!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ben : That's It Your A Dead Man!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
by SlopNChop December 20, 2018
Kaylee : Oh Jake are you going to Cum for me?
Scott : Uh my name is Scott!
Kaylee : Oh who give's a fuck who you are just Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : STOP! Who The Fuck Is Lucy?
Scott : She's the first girl I ever Cum for Mmmm! She had long brown hair, blue eyes, puffy breast's, long legs,!
Kaylee : I don't care just fucking Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh! Uhhhhhhhh! Oh Jake HARDER! HARDER!
Chad : O Wow sounds like Jake is about to Cum for some girl named Lucy in the closet!
Steve : O God Damn! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh!
Kiersten : Hey guy's what's going on?
Steve : Jake is in the closet and about to Cum for Lucy!
Kiersten : I Will Fucking Killl Him! MOVE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
Kaylee : Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh!
Scott : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oops I Came on the floor!
Kaylee : God Damn't Jake you were supposed to Cum in me!
Kiersten : Wow Jake looks like Scott and Lucy looks like Kaylee!
Chad : Wow Kaylee nice bush!
Steve : Wow Scott nice dick!
Kaylee : Shut the fucking door you perves!
Scott : Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kaylee : Damn't Scott can't you wait to Cum in me?
Steve : Mmmm! CUM!!!! (wink)
Scott : Uh my name is Scott!
Kaylee : Oh who give's a fuck who you are just Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : STOP! Who The Fuck Is Lucy?
Scott : She's the first girl I ever Cum for Mmmm! She had long brown hair, blue eyes, puffy breast's, long legs,!
Kaylee : I don't care just fucking Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh! Uhhhhhhhh! Oh Jake HARDER! HARDER!
Chad : O Wow sounds like Jake is about to Cum for some girl named Lucy in the closet!
Steve : O God Damn! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh!
Kiersten : Hey guy's what's going on?
Steve : Jake is in the closet and about to Cum for Lucy!
Kiersten : I Will Fucking Killl Him! MOVE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
Kaylee : Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh!
Scott : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oops I Came on the floor!
Kaylee : God Damn't Jake you were supposed to Cum in me!
Kiersten : Wow Jake looks like Scott and Lucy looks like Kaylee!
Chad : Wow Kaylee nice bush!
Steve : Wow Scott nice dick!
Kaylee : Shut the fucking door you perves!
Scott : Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kaylee : Damn't Scott can't you wait to Cum in me?
Steve : Mmmm! CUM!!!! (wink)
by SlopNChop October 2, 2018
Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!
by SlopNChop November 4, 2017
Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!
by SlopNChop December 9, 2016
Cami : Thanks for working out with me today!
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)
by SlopNChop April 18, 2019