A coward who intentionally presents falsehood as fact, and is highly prone to unrelenting dogmatic zealotry when confronted with reality. Typically highly antisocial, to the point of being a sociopath. Snootches are nearly always impotent or otherwise sexually dysfunctional, and receive sexual gratification only by getting another person to admit that their numerous lies hold some degree of credibility.
Everything that cult leader says is a total lie! What a snootch!
Verb: The act of lapping up semen. See also, cum lapper
Dude, you have to watch your aim. Your dog just slootched your load!