4 definitions by SlimShadee

Wook

A White Guy (certainly) who wishes he were Asian. (Similar to wigger, which is a white guy who acts like a black guy)

Andrew Santino would certainly not be a Wook, as he hates on Bobby Lee on the regular.

by SlimShadee April 12, 2023

Velvet hoo hoo

A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.

I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.

by SlimShadee June 14, 2016

basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

by SlimShadee October 7, 2014

Metallicked

Being reminded for the 500th time that you weren't the first person to listen to the heavy metal band Metallica and made to feel shame (like in Slapshot) for coming a little late to the party.

I tried to relate to my Ho by rappin 'bout cool Metallica songs she turned me onto. But her superiority complex keeps me Metallicked. It's like Nothing Else Matters!

by SlimShadee October 10, 2014