2 definitions by SlenderJed
The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.
Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???
GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!
DaveP: You're sick!
GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.
GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!
DaveP: You're sick!
GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.
GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
by SlenderJed May 30, 2017
The act of masturbating in a small inflatable pool full of your own urine and floating pieces of poo. The act is generally considered to one of the more perverse, and sensually overbearing forms of sexual self expression. Nonetheless, high participation rates have propped up the inflatable pool industry for the last three property cycles.
Best performed outside on a nice day where the neighbours can see... and smell... and hear. Eye contact with passers by is strongly encouraged, but not compulsory.
The act is not to be confused with a Tepid Hector, which is essentially the same but with the important exception of being undertaken in an inflatable pool full of water, or some other non-urine substance.
Best performed outside on a nice day where the neighbours can see... and smell... and hear. Eye contact with passers by is strongly encouraged, but not compulsory.
The act is not to be confused with a Tepid Hector, which is essentially the same but with the important exception of being undertaken in an inflatable pool full of water, or some other non-urine substance.
DaveP : Hey man, why you pissing in that kiddy pool??
GreggR: I'm gonna do an epic Hot Hector. I just got laid off from my job at the Sunglass Hut, so I'm gonna fill this baby up with a thousand liters of evil straight from my kidneys and then I'm gonna beat my dick like it owes me money.
DaveP: Sounds wild. Are you pooping right now too?
GreggR: Yeah im serving up a hot steamy biscuit in there too. This pools gonna be grimmer than Dan Aykroyd's anus
GreggR: I'm gonna do an epic Hot Hector. I just got laid off from my job at the Sunglass Hut, so I'm gonna fill this baby up with a thousand liters of evil straight from my kidneys and then I'm gonna beat my dick like it owes me money.
DaveP: Sounds wild. Are you pooping right now too?
GreggR: Yeah im serving up a hot steamy biscuit in there too. This pools gonna be grimmer than Dan Aykroyd's anus
by SlenderJed May 30, 2017