2 definitions by Sleepshit MaGoo

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n. 1. waking up in the middle of the night with the need to take a shit but not wanting to wake up, so you leave the lights off, keep your eyes closed, find your way to the toilet, sit down, shit, fall asleep on toilet. See also crapnap
Wife: "Honey, where were you?"
Husband: "I took a shitnap, dear. Go back to sleep."
by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005

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n. 1. What women call a shitnap. See also shitnap.
Garden club member #1: "Agnes, you're walking mighty funny this afternoon."
Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."
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