3 definitions by SleazyBoy
The thing your teacher says before giving you the hardest test of your life. If your teacher says this, you must run from it. A scientific study conducted by MIT confirms that the average test score when a teacher says this is 49%. This phrase is often followed up with stuff like "I am ashamed to give you this test".
Teacher: OK guys pop quiz! Don't worry, it's easy easy easy.
Gullible Student: Oh, it's good I didn't study. This test will be very easy to pass.
Smart Student: Oh crap, I am screwed. I guess I must break my fingers. Hey Daquan, can you break my fingers?
Daquan: Sure, if you break mine.
Smart Student: Deal.
Gullible Student: Oh, it's good I didn't study. This test will be very easy to pass.
Smart Student: Oh crap, I am screwed. I guess I must break my fingers. Hey Daquan, can you break my fingers?
Daquan: Sure, if you break mine.
Smart Student: Deal.
by SleazyBoy April 4, 2018
That one book your AP World teacher requires you to read, but you never really understand the purpose of the book. Although your teacher gives you plenty of time to read the book, you will always procrastinate and read it the class period before. The book itself is split into six parts: beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and cola. Each part is mind-numbing and confusing and you'll eventually just get lost in what is going on. After finishing the book, I genuinely still have no idea why this book is so essential to understand world history.
Bob: Hey, wanna read A History of the World in 6 Glasses?
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.
In A History of the World in Six Glasses...
Chapter 2: Wine
**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.
In A History of the World in Six Glasses...
Chapter 2: Wine
**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.
by SleazyBoy December 29, 2018
Our lord and savior in AP World. Without these tests, most kids in AP World would fail the class. However, some idiots will still manage to fail this class. If only they had a sliver of a brain.
MC Grade: 49%
Essay Grade: 53%
Quiz Grade: 63%
HW Grade: 43%
Notebook Check: 40%
Midterm: 50%
Map Project: 20%
Final: 87%
Current Events Test: 120%
Final Grade: 97%
Essay Grade: 53%
Quiz Grade: 63%
HW Grade: 43%
Notebook Check: 40%
Midterm: 50%
Map Project: 20%
Final: 87%
Current Events Test: 120%
Final Grade: 97%
by SleazyBoy December 3, 2018