Definitions by Slade_Technics

metrosexual

A dude who is one Apple Martini away from making a trip the gay bar.

Straight Dude: Dude, Pass Me A Beer And Some Pretzles The Game Is About To Start.

Metrosexual Dude:. And Break A Nail Eeeeww Yuckness.

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The epitome of a cumslut.....oops sorry cum sluts have higher IQ's my mistake.

No example can display home much of a stupid bitch Paris Hilton is.

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