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A phrase coined on Saturday, January 20th by Skyler Greene to describe any nonnative or unidentified entity occupying space in one's facial hair
Uhmm... Dude... There is a moustache goblin dwelling in your face pubes...
by Skyler Greene January 21, 2007
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deth titz
-noun
1. Breasts so ogreishly contemptible that a mere glance can indubitably motivate one to commit suicide.
Not so picky man: Dude, I'd tap that.

Man with any taste at all: Not me! She's sporting the most loathsome, grim, fusty, nauseating, tortuous death tits that I have ever seen.

Not so picky man: Yeah... Me either...

by Skyler Greene January 25, 2007
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krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.
Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.
by Skyler Greene January 24, 2007
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