1 definition by Skwerl Master

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A bulge in any pair of jeans, or jean shorts, which appears as if a penis is causing said bulge. May be found on men's or women's pants.
I had an oddly-shaped jeanus today; it was rather pointy and people called me "needle-dick."
by Skwerl Master July 25, 2005

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