2 definitions by Skuncle Himself
A derogatory term for a male who has reached at least Middle Age. Derived from the propensity of the testicular sack to grow longer over time.
"Ha look at longballs over there, I bet he's at least 75 years old.."; "Hey longballs! When you sit to pee at 4:00am do you have to hold them out of the water?"
by Skuncle Himself June 7, 2017
A large quantity of bullshit, usually handed out to obfuscate or twist the truth or to redirect attention onto a completely unrelated subject.
I was watching CNN today and they dumped a big load of bulkshit about Senator Jackson's involvement in the pay-to-play scandal.
My girlfriend Tiffany laid a bunch of bulkshit on me after I confronted her about riding around with Jack last night.
My girlfriend Tiffany laid a bunch of bulkshit on me after I confronted her about riding around with Jack last night.
by Skuncle Himself November 16, 2016