1 definition by Skubasteve4312

Brown torpedo

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.

When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo

by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011