1 definition by Skinny John

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A fault created by ones ass. A slip of the cheeks, a rectal passage malfunction. A shart. When you accidentally crap yourself.
Caution: Too much draft beer and taco's may cause an asphalt.
by Skinny John February 18, 2009

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