N. (V. To readerape) A readerapist is one person (or a group of multiple persons) who interrupts any form of reading. The readerapist can plot do this intentionally (First degree readerape) or decide to interrupt one's reading for no reason (Second degree readerape). However, a readerapist can never commit readerape completely on accident. They can always tell when you're reading, and this will always be a bitch move.
Esperanza: I swear I tried to finish Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, but it's impossible to read with Jean in the room.