When someone is trying to speak in Shakespearean but just throws in a couple thou's and thines.
Dude1: What if thou sammich
was thine only sammich?
Dude2: Umm, it would taste the same?
Dude1" Ahh yes, but in Shakespeareish it is thine only sammich
Dude2: Yeah... in Shakespearean its also a sammich by any other name would taste as sweet... And this is a sub, so... still tasty.