3 definitions by Sir William Crisp Hood Burnaby

baconzirra

The monster that attacks young oriental children who are born to vegetarian parents.

Child: Mommy can I have a delicious bacon burger?
Eileen the vegan mother: If you do, baconzirra will destroy Tokyo!
Child: ...but it has bacon... screw you Eireen!

by Sir William Crisp Hood Burnaby November 25, 2013

crisphood

The amount of crisp per unit surface area of a particular food.

Scientist 1: What is the crisphood of the apple?
Scientist 2: 5
Scientist 1: Thank you Sir William Crisp-Hood Burnaby

by Sir William Crisp Hood Burnaby November 18, 2013

phillynoggin

Pulling your penis out at a party or other social gathering for non sexual reasons.

Peter: To ease the tension I am going to have to phillynoggin at the party tonight
Justin: Stop...please stop.

by Sir William Crisp Hood Burnaby November 20, 2013