1 definition by Sir Kumquatalot III, sr. Esq.

cumtwat

1.Similar to the kumquat, this is a vindictive, bitter bitch who's deceitful outside disguises the inner cum guzzling guttersnipe. This girl will go into cum dumpster mode only to further her own selfish, twatty desires.

2.Some biddy who sleeps with pretty much anyone as long as she gets something out of it, be it pizza or diamonds.

*note: CUMTWAT.

That fucking cumtwat doesn't keep her dollars in her billfold; she keeps them in her twat fold.

by Sir Kumquatalot III, sr. Esq. April 17, 2011