3 definitions by Sir HIIMX

Top Definition
A person, who when disagreeing with your on-line post, enjoys correcting your spelling and grammar quite as much as pointing out fallacies in your opinions.
"I think your premise is both absurd and naive AND you spelled litigation incorrectly, it is: L I T I G A T I O N not L I T E G A T I O N." ( na na na so there! )

"Do you have nothing better to do than correct my spelling you EdiSnob?"
by Sir HIIMX August 18, 2009
Any fitness obsessed busy body who judges all life from the scale, tape measure, BMI, etc. and gets pleasure out of analyzing the health and the self-perceived imminent death of anyone he/she comes in contact with who disagrees with them.

Also often coupled with delusional belief that they will: A) Never become ill. B) Never die.
" I don't care if your blood pressure and blood sugar are normal, if you don't lose that last three pounds you are gonna die die die !"

" When are you gonna relax and stop being such a Fitso, I swear ?"
by Sir HIIMX August 17, 2009
When your cat lays on your thighs and uses your ass as a pillow and takes a nap.
"Dude, I don't want to freak you out, but yer cat used you as an ass hammock last night."
by Sir HIIMX August 26, 2009

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