4 definitions by Sir Gay of BonerLand

Brad

You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

Despacito the movie starring Kevin James and Michael Meyers where they drive Brad

by Sir Gay of BonerLand July 17, 2018

Queer

Somebody who is pretty fucking scummy. The bane of existence. They camp in video games. Probably a Jew.

Or your mom. Your moms a queer

Shut the fuck up you QUeEr, your mother wanted an abortion

by Sir Gay of BonerLand March 19, 2018

Ethan

Probably has asthma. He is really funny but never comes to school because he’s a hypochondriac. He’s also really good at video games

Why didn’t Ethan come to school today?
He had a runny nose.
Oh

by Sir Gay of BonerLand March 19, 2018

Josh

He’s alright. Pretty quiet. He can be really funny but can sometimes is just be annoying. He’s kind, sweet, and a gentleman. He can be quiet at first but once you get to know him you wish you didn’t

Oh, josh, he’s alight I guess.

Should we invite josh? Idk I guess so.

by Sir Gay of BonerLand March 19, 2018