3 definitions by Sir Beardsley

Temperature

You take a girls temperature by slipping a surprise thumb up her butt, while she’s giving you a blow job.

Things were getting nice and hot, so I took her temperature. She said, “ooh baby, not right there.”

by Sir Beardsley September 30, 2018

Beanie-Baby

The first shit taken after eating a big bowl of Chili...

Mmmm that chili was good. I gotta go take a beanie-baby!

by Sir Beardsley September 27, 2021

Bean Dipping

Either your man’s sampling the neighbor or some animal is bent over licking his balls in front of the whole party.

Your man bean dipping the Mexican girl next door again? Oh hell, check out Paco bean dipping on the couch.

by Sir Beardsley April 10, 2019