2 definitions by Simon74

Munich

You pick up a girl at a bar and are lucky enough to take her home. You are however embarrassed by the small size of your penis and promptly switch the light off when things get funky in the bedroom. When you are about to have sex you reach for a dildo and proceed to pleasure the girl with it like it is your own penis. The girl is none the wiser and afterward thinks you have both stamina and a large wang.

Last night I perfomed a munich, she was none the wiser.

by Simon74 April 10, 2007

Artful Dodger

When you are performing the 'doggy style' position to a girl, pull out and stand up quickly, then kick your foot straight into the girls anus.

Pulled of the artful dodger last night, lets see her dodge that.

by Simon74 April 10, 2007