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The cause of, and solution to, all Chuck Norris jokes.
person: FALCON PUNCH!
person 2: Chuck Norris was one of the original three wise men; he gave Jesus the gift of beard.

person: There are only two things hard enough to cut through diamond - other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
person 2: FALCON PUNCH!!
by Simim May 15, 2008

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