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She seems like a bitch but once you get to know her you realize shed die for you. Can be ghetto but at the same time preppy as fuck. Do to how fucked up their lives are, they are usually dog moms. they're goofy and has a weird sense of humor. They will give you the best advice and will cook for you. Tovas are into horoscopes and always over analyze shit. she Has mostly guy friends but has that one bestie girl friend who is with her at all times. She’s chill bruh. If you are ever lucky enough to meet one, stay clear of her until she gives you the green light.
simi:"Tova?? Oreo took a shit in my room again"
Tova: *Looks at oreo the evil shitter dog* "Yesss. I would fuck"
by Simdawgg March 25, 2019
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When you walk past guys who eat prunes and watch anime porn and they make eye contact with you and then instantly cum shoots out their dick.
Tova: "Bro, that Asian guy is staring at you"
Simi: *looks up at Asian guy*
Asian guy: has an instantcumshot
by Simdawgg March 25, 2019
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When you pinch a girl's nipples while you guys are fucking and then you cum in her mouth but you squeeze her nipples really hard so she starts screaming and the cum in her mouth makes it sound like a Chewbacca.
Adam: I gave my aunt a dirty chewbacca last night.
by Simdawgg March 25, 2019
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