14 definitions by SilverSheilds

Cringe Benefits

Pleasure derived from watching YouTube videos or being around people considered "cringey."

I saw this stupid kid playing Call of Duty on YouTube and got some major cringe benefits from it.

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

The Leaking Tower of Pisa

When one or two men fuck a girl while they are in a standing position and the girl is doing a handstand.

My girl and my buddy were totally down for the Leaking Tower of Pisa. {Threesome} {sex} {upside down}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

Pretzel Dog

Having sex with your partner's legs behind their head.

She is so flexible, she's able to do the pretzel dog with her man. {sex} {contortionism}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

PB and Jayed it

Having diarrhea while leaking period blood at the same time.

I was so embarrassed! I PB and Jayed it at work today. {shit} {period}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

BBQ Becky

White people who call the cops on black people who are simply going about their business

That BBQ Becky just called the cops on that black kid just for walking down the street.

by SilverSheilds May 17, 2018

Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger

Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022

Taser tap

The act of gathering enough static electricity and tapping a woman's clitoris or nipples.

I gave her the old taser tap and she came like crazy. {clitoris} {static} {electricity}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018