3 definitions by Silly skank

Lonely birthday

On your birthday you put numbered candles in your dad’s asshole and light them. As your dad’s moaning from the hot wax dripping into his asshole you fuck your mom. When your about to cum you ejaculate all over the candles in your dads ass giving him instant relief and a great orgasm.

Hey dad can we do a lonely birthday tonight I’m feeling down.

by Silly skank January 13, 2023

Dr. Squirt

When you go into a doctors office for a prostate exam. In preparation for said exam you put a picture of a butthole over your penis. When the doctor proceeds to give the exam you squirt a mixture of cum and lubricant all over the doctors inserted finger.

I’m horny for a Dr. Squirt bro. Do you want to give me a prostate exam?

by Silly skank January 13, 2023

Head and pussy

When taking a bath with your sister. You splash water on her face. As she’s wiping off the water you squirt head and shoulders onto her genitals. Then you viciously rub your head on her genitals to clean your hair.

Dude I heard last night Dave gave his sister deb a head and pussy.

by Silly skank January 13, 2023