20 definitions by SilkyMeatloaf
When one is overly confident about an outcome. Someone that gets Vergessered usually believes that the gods will favor them regardless of what the facts show. People who get Vergessered generally have beautiful blonde hair and amazing eye lashes. It should also be noted they may have blue diamond eyes.
Hey Hannah did you hear Mandy moved to the grind team to be Team leader? Yeah when they had the election she totally got vergessered by Mike.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.
Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?
Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
Boss bitch with cute hair. Amanda's usually have beautiful blonde hair, blue diamond eyes with a damn cute smile. Amanda's commonly hear "well that's a pretty pussy." Don't be fooled by Amanda's sparkle cause this bitch shreds like a ninja. Amanda's exterior is all glitter and glam but she is dead af on the inside. Amanda's are notorious for saving text messages in case she needs to use it against you later. Amanda once let a 50 year old married man lick her nipple just to show his wife of 30 years a picture and watch it all fall apart. Amanda lost her virginity in high school during a threesome so do not attempt to bore her with your best vanilla sex. Take her out for an expensive dinner and drinks and you are most likely to get pegged afterward. Femdom is Amanda's favorite past time. She will call you names, piss on you, fuck you in your pathetic man pussy and leave you broke, sticky and confused. When you ask her not to tell anyone have no fear, she has video, audio and text proof of the events. Amanda most likely notified her partner in crime, MexiMelt, the minute you left. It should be noted that most relations Amanda has are heterosexual but she is a lesbian at heart. Amanda even coaches softball and has the visor to prove it. Amanda's only weakness is being told no. It should be noted that an Amanda has been trying to court SilkyMeatloaf to no avail.
Did you hear Amanda got Jimmy Wavemaker to leave his wife and kids?
When he left she broke it off with him, posted vids of him getting pegged and smeared shit on his black Camaro! Amanda is ruthless!
When he left she broke it off with him, posted vids of him getting pegged and smeared shit on his black Camaro! Amanda is ruthless!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 27, 2019
The act of covering your raging boner in ranch dressing in hopes that a girl that usually wouldn't suck your dick will because she loves ranch dressing!
I dunno fellas she just isn't in to me, I can't even get pity head from her.
Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!
Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
A "Chad" that fell short of making the fraternity. What an Addison lacks in size he tries to make up for in Horse Power. Usually drives a late model Mustang. Addison's vehicle will be loud and most likely covered in graphics. Addison's usually do this because they can not get normal attention do to their small stature. An Addison once Googled "Can a beta male ever really be an Alpha male?". Addison's strive for positions of power but once attained it is usually short lived due to an Addison's inability to get along with anyone over 5' 5".
Did you guys see the veins poppin' out of the bosses neck when he was scolding us? That guy is such an Addison!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 18, 2019
Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.
After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!
My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.
My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019
Pubic hair that sticks straight out. These pubes give the appearance of being scared straight. Scared pubes are usually found on oriental women.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 23, 2019