2 definitions by Sigmundur Davíð

Hlynur

Hlynur is a very tall and sexy man with big arms and a massive horse cock Is ladies desire the Hlynur

Hey have you seen Hlynur lately I want to have sex with him

No but when I find Hlynur I will do it 1st

by Sigmundur Davíð November 22, 2021

Hlynur is a big and sexy Icelandic Viking that is not to be messed with if you dare challenge Hlynur you will quickly be put out of your misery

You don't fuck with Hlynur

Why

Cause Hlynur will kill you then have sex with your mom

by Sigmundur Davíð November 23, 2021