1 definition by Sicky from SanAn

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When you have someone jack you off by grabbing your arm and moving it up and down whilst all you do is hold your peen.
Presents a less gay alternative if some guy handjob-raped you. Maybe you could barter with him and offer a dutch rudder as a less gay option so you could preserve some of your dignity.
by Sicky from SanAn March 17, 2009

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