When a man let's out a large turd and puts up a womans vagina.
I pooped out a huge Hot Rocket a foot long and used it as a dildo on my woman.
When you and your girlfriend are in the bathtub, and she is laying back on you. Then you fart real loud letting the bubbles go up her back.
My girlfriends sore back felt much better after the poor man's jacuzzi I gave her to sooth it.
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