October 16th

My girlfriend's birthday

Me: "October 16th is my girlfriend's birthday!"

by ShutterYT October 03, 2021

October 14th

On October 14th you need to apologize to anyone you have jerked off to.

Some random person: "HEY!!! IT'S OCTOBER 14th!!!"

Me: "Ok... And?"

That random person: "You need to apologize to everyone jerked off to."

Me: "Ok"

Random person: "Anyways sorry."

by ShutterYT October 13, 2021