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Committing acts of murder or extreme violence on a group of people or one person while shouting nonsense and expletives in a high pitched child-like voice and usually but not always threatening to kill oneself after finishing the act. Similar to going postal but instead a murder-suicide.

Named after the transsexual pedophile internet artist/animator named Shmorky Kay who always speaks in a high pitched voice and often has bouts of anger and suicide attempts.
"Fuck off or I will go Shmorky Kay on your ass!"

"Oh shit! Trevor is going Shmorky on that group of jocks who always pick on him!
by Shurdlegurdle April 6, 2017
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Believing you and your life are either literally or metaphorically the center of a metaphysical narrative in which you are the protagonist and that your life obstacles or people you disagree with or dislike are forces of evil. Most often seen in people who have consumed large amounts of entertainment such as books, movies, or video games which have a concrete "good or bad" for most of their lives.
"My sister in law keeps referencing Harry Potter online when politics are brought up. I think she may have a protagonist complex."

"Quit being so self righteous. You sound like you have a protagonist complex."
by Shurdlegurdle September 15, 2019
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A concept that is gradually becoming more popular among the more involved online incest community.

When a man kidnaps a premenopausal and sexually mature female sex worker and puts her into a cellar, dungeon, or other room of confinement and forcibly impregnates her (whether it be forced intercourse or IVF) to give birth.

When the child(ren) is/are born, it/they is or are separated and isolated from the mother until the offspring reach sexual maturity depending on the sex, whether induced naturally or artificially.

If the offspring is male, it is to breed with the mother. If it is female, it is to be impregnated by the master to bear inbred or "gifted" children.

Once those children are born, the latter cycle is to continue until the master chooses or is forced to stop it.

Named after the Austrian man Josef Fritzl who raped his daughter and inbred grandchildren while keeping them in his cellar.
"Nathan dreams of starting a Fritzlean harem."

"After being exposed by the authorities, a large Fritzlean harem was covered by international news."
by Shurdlegurdle January 7, 2018
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