4 definitions by Shrekhammad

kalmar

sweden noway denmark finland

Kalmar - A country which encompassed Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and parts of Finland. Was ruled by Denmark. Denmark stronk. Also another word for thicc Denmark.

Sweden: Fuck you, Denmark, you're so weak, you throat diseased bitch!
Denmark: Remember Kalmar?
Sweden: *silence*

by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019

Jelly

sex penis cum

Jelly - To cum excessively during sex.

Jame's jellied in his mother's asshole.

by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019

Uncle Chuck

uncle pervert incest

Uncle Chuck - The 44yo pervert who fucks his soyboy nephew. Doesn't have to be named chuck.

"Uncle Chuck fucked my ass last night"

by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019

Gay frogs

alex jones frog gay

Gay Frogs - Alex Jones's #1 hit record. It talks about the government putting chemicals in the water in order to turn all the frogs gay.

"I'll say it real slow for ya: Gay... frogs!"

by Shrekhammad April 2, 2019