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Merp

Ejaculation.

Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.

Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.

Opposite of Derp.
Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"

Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"

Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"
by ShredGnarShark July 5, 2012
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Chea-B-S

Chea-B-S is a nickname for the world renowned Cocoa Beach Skate Park.

Pronunciation: "chee-be-es"

Chea-B-S is a great skatepark. The only problem is that its infested with cheabs. (look up definition of CHEAB).

The cheabs of Chea-B-S are the cheabiest cheabs of all cheabs. They don't ever skate. They just run around and cause havoc.

The head-cheabs inlcude:
JarrOd- President Cheab
Liam- Vice Cheab
Cory- Secretary of Suck
RJ- Secretary of annoyingSHITS
Blake- Secretary of Anger
Elijah- Colored Representative
Cool KId #1: "Yo Jake, let's go skate. Want to head over to Chea-B-S?"

Cool Kid #2: "Nah, im sick of all those damn cheabs. I would rather skate paradise funplex."
by ShredGnarShark October 1, 2011
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