Mookie Blaylock

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.

Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.

by Shougo February 20, 2022

Crispy Crowns

giving god tier head, usually performed in the bathroom while on the throne

even better than Ore-Ida tater tots cause it's crunchy on the outside and fluffy inside

That was some madness last night, got some tasty crispy crowns.

by Shougo May 21, 2022

Meghan Trainors

Fresh kicks that are built for comfort with plenty of stack, using supercritical foams in a Viva Magenta colorway.

So baby tell me how your feet feel inside that brand new pair of slick Meghan Trainors.

by Shougo March 26, 2023

Mister P

Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick

Mister P is always fuckin w/ me.

by Shougo February 12, 2022

Criminal Minds

a seemingly endless procedural crime drama that follows FBI profilers who offer pithy dialogue and morbid overuse of the word 'unsub.'

Criminal Minds hasn't been worth shite since Mandy Patinkin left.

by Shougo February 20, 2022

The Lizard People

The Alien Overlords from the Constellation Draco, are shape-shifting reptoids who infiltrated the indigenous earthling population.

The Lizard People ain't just coming for me.

by Shougo February 01, 2025

Wordly

Used to describe when you're verbose, garrulous, loquacious and can't spell.

Sorry I was a little wordly and antipathetic last night..it was all part of God's plan.☘️

by Shougo April 30, 2022