1 definition by Shordy’sBae

Shordy is the best of girlfriends, truly the number 1.

She makes sure to consider everyone, so much that she may forget to prioritise herself.

That said: she has a face that, although insanely beautiful, can make a man shit himself.

But that is if she doesn’t smile, because the few times she does, it is clear that her smile can only make someone happy.

She has a tongue unlike any other, one that can do miracles ;)
And don’t even get me started on her back dimples...
If you’re lucky enough to have a Shordy in your life, make sure to cherish what you have.
Oh! Is that Shordy in Zugerland?
Oh yes! She must be buying yet another sex toy.
by Shordy’sBae August 31, 2021
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