3 definitions by ShivacadoeHolland

Perv

A person who doesn’t have control over there life and decides to have conversations with a woman’s breath instead of her, or takes it too far, too fast.

Some girl:*goes through puberty*

Some guy: well hello there, little boobies

Some OthEr girl: get outta here!!

First girl: wut a perv

by ShivacadoeHolland August 30, 2019

swag

s.w.a.g. (noun/acronym)— the one thing everyone wants; sex with andrew garfield.

1–“man, andrew garfield is so hot”
2–“i’d have swag every day man”

by ShivacadoeHolland December 27, 2022

Sk8r Boi

A GREAT song by Avril Lavigne. She spells it wrong to ViSuALiZE, how the young boy was a punk and was probably into graffiti, there for it ISN’T to save time. It’s a SMART. STINKIN’. IDEAR.

HE WUZ A SK8R BOI!!

SHE SAID “SEE YA L8R BOI!!”
HE WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH 4 HIM!!
NOW HE’S A SUPERSTAR!!
SHREDDIN’ ON HIS GUITAR!!
DuZ uR LiTTLe FaCe Seee WuT HeZ
WOOOOOOUUUOOOOUUUUURRRRRRRRRTTHH!!

by ShivacadoeHolland August 30, 2019