2 definitions by Shitting on the floor

Fast Man

The fastest being alive, he speeds, and runs on the wind carrying a sword he destroys all in the path.

Homie 1: Bro did you feel that wind?
Homie 2: Yeah that must have been fast man running by
Homie 1: Holy shit...

by Shitting on the floor July 15, 2020

Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020