14 definitions by Shit Brick

fudgetunnel

The anal orifice

That guy loves to take it in the fudgetunnel

by Shit Brick July 3, 2003

chocolate starfish

The human anus, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter (i.e. shit).

Beware the unfortunate repercussions of poking the chocolate starfish!

by Shit Brick August 19, 2004

shitcake

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found

When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.

by Shit Brick July 3, 2003

skanktacular

Particularly abhorent or dreadful

Damn! That hooker is truly skanktacular.

by Shit Brick July 3, 2003

jizzbucket

A receptacle in which one can accumulate a specified bulk quantity of male ejaculate.

Damn! The jizzbucket seems to be getting full.

by Shit Brick July 3, 2003

lay a deuce

To defecate, to take a shit.

The origin of the phrase is from the vernacular "do a #2"; this has more of a street flavor.

I had to lay a deuce so bad I could taste it.

by Shit Brick August 17, 2004

gagging Willy Nelson

Female masturbation using the fingers only; the pubic hair, of course, represents Willy's beard, and the vagina, Willy's mouth.

I caught my mother gagging Willy Nelson in her room last weekend.

by Shit Brick July 3, 2003