1 definition by Shenkoi <3
Lethbridge Alberta, is a hellhole from which you have very little chance of escape. If you live here and have a poor opinion on meth you are in the minority. Speaking of minorities people here blame them for literally fucking anything. Car won't start? "Fuckin Natives". Kid late for school? "Spics are cant even drive right" as you barrel down the left lane Goin a buck tewnty. "Fer fucks sake im out of meth again! Where is that fuckin Nigger when you need him?"Are you right wing? Great news! We have this strange conglomeration of extremley religious and xenophobic anti gov hicks who would welcome you with open arms (as long as you dont look different, think different, have a different religion or have an opposing political preferance)! Are you left wing? Great news! We have this small but growing population of free thinkers (who will hunt you down if you dont think like them and berate you until you either leave or forsake what you believe in to fit their standards.) We have a great university, good luck if you arent left wing though because you might get stabbed. We have a wealth of great labour opportunities, good luck if you arent right wing though because you'll probably either get stabbed or almost thrown down a six foot hole (me). Run just fucking run. TLDR, we have a bridge and a city on the brink of a race war constantly. Coffee shop is nice. The Pennyhouse Café, get yourself a 20 oz Humdinger and zip around the city just fast enough not to get mugged!
by Shenkoi <3 March 3, 2019