3 definitions by Shelly Pac
The Sigma Pi event of the year which involves sexy ladies, massive amounts of liquor, and dicking on eachother with the Superlatives. Nothing is off limits to these guys and expect to go home with a massive hangover the next day. Signs you're at an Orchid Ball:
All the guys are wearing purple
Thirtys are under cars as you pull in because they were finished on the ride up
There is an intermission in which everyone exits the hall to chug more beer
Pearl Jam's Alive is being played as girls run to all corners avoiding the mosh
Lamps are broken and more than one person falls on the floor
All the guys are wearing purple
Thirtys are under cars as you pull in because they were finished on the ride up
There is an intermission in which everyone exits the hall to chug more beer
Pearl Jam's Alive is being played as girls run to all corners avoiding the mosh
Lamps are broken and more than one person falls on the floor
by Shelly Pac May 15, 2006
(SHMEG-MA) Any undefinable substance. It can be crusty, liquidy, or buncha nasty stuff. This word can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.
I'll schmegma all over you if you don't shut up.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.
by Shelly Pac May 15, 2006
When a girl is being casual and either A. deserves to be punched since something lame came out of her mouth, or B. leaves her vag wide-open, you non-chalauntly punch her in the crotch.
Girl 1: Oh so I made out with Josh Green last night
Girl 2: ::boxpunch::
Girl 1: Crap I deserved that
Girl 2: ::boxpunch::
Girl 1: Crap I deserved that
by Shelly Pac May 15, 2006