1 definition by SheldonIsAShell

people of this sign only seem cool at first. There are genuinely cool Aquariuses, but for the most part the ones I have met were just weird and inconsiderate. Guys are- rude, strange, arrogant, have the WORST memory, or theyre just messing with you in a really stupid way, are confused as @$%&, have weird preferences, tend to think they're pimps, when they're fucking NOT. Girls are -really chill, but can be so catty its actually unbearable, or so spaced out that you think they've gone partially unconscious, also bad memory. most Aquarius people are just plain weird and not in a very good way.
Boy; hi im an Aquarius, you WANT ME.
Girl; um no?
Boy; it's ok not everyone admits it at first
Girl; *walks away* thinking 'stfu'

Aquarius person; what's your name?
non Aquarius person; Frederick
Auarius person; oh. so omg we should go to ihop.
non Aquarius person; yeah and swim in the pool
Aquarius person; yeah. what's your name?
non Aquarius person; um..Frederick
Aquarius person; cool! oh where did you want to swim?
-.-

I'm a Capricorn and guys that are Aquarius usually like me and worst of all i like them back. i don't know why, theyre stupid and confused. but the feelings develop anyway
by SheldonIsAShell March 7, 2011
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