Home of the Hastings Crew, the baddest crew you'll ever meet. F with one of us, you've just f'd with all of us, now run along before we f you up! Apologize or bleed punk.
Hey, let's go to Jefferson City and hang out at Hastings, "Singing Sweet Home Alabama All Summer Long".
Don't screw with anyone in the Hastings parking lot in JC, they be mean as hell.
Oh snap, did you hear about what happened at Hastings last night? Yeah, these two bitches punched each other out over some douche' bag in a pu truck.