9 definitions by Sheepherder37

Zingers

Term used when somebody disrespects another person so badly that they should probably leave town and change their identity. The OG 1990 term for roasted, diss or burn (a clever/witty remark).

Liam: Yo Patrick, Sara doesn't just have bags under her eyes. She has LUGGAGE!
Patrick: Zingers!!!!
*Fistbumps Liam*
Sara: Aw man guys. Now I have to transfer schools and change my name to Shaniqua.

by Sheepherder37 August 3, 2018

Elisa Haley

Elisa Haleying is a term used when someone does anything perfectly. When someone flawlessly does something, you can say that they "Elisa Hallied that task". Elisa is a kind hearted and morally driven individual that focusses on being the best version of herself and strives to help others in any way she can. Elisa treats everyone fairly and often brightens people's days. She is intelligent, ambitious, empathetic, talented, and kind. In essence, she is every good thing that a person can be. Moreover, Elisa always helps out her community and those she knows through volunteering and kind deeds. She even offers guidance and assistance to people that she doesn't know. Elisa does all this while being committed to countless activities such as work, school work, school clubs/activities and volunteering. If everyone were like Elisa Haley the world would have no famine, war or conflict. People should learn from Elisa to become an empathetic leader and pillar of their community. Elisa Haley is the perfect individual and deserves both success and happiness as she delivers these things to so many people. Therefore it is a great honour if some says you are "Elisa Haley" or "Elisa Hallied" a task.

Person 1: Dude, Craig has a 100% average while working 3 jobs. He even volunteers every other day to help the homeless and tutors students for free.
Person 2: Sounds like he's Elisa Haley.
Person 1: Yeah he's Elisa Haleying life right now.

by Sheepherder37 December 28, 2018

Edawg

Edawg is a nickname for the OG Ethan. He is a man of many words and is often known for deep phrases. Such quotes include, "The best pants is no pants" and so on. Edawg is usually someone who is a baseball enthuasist. However, the noise caused by every dinger he hits is not even close to the loudness of his random moans. Rumour has it that Edawg's random moans cause even the most loyal women to turn on their husbands. Edawg's biggest weakness are Big Macs. Edawg can be manipulated to do anything if one of these are at stake. Moreover, he tends to jump off of large places without realizing the potential danger. All in all, Edawg is a great man at heart and a loyal/charming friend. Lastly, his star sign is often Capricorn which means his favourite day is Saturday and he is destined for greatness.

Person 1: I need someone to beat up Chad but no one will do it because he's a proffesional boxer and does Judo .
Person 2: Oh, just offer Edawg a Big Mac and Chad will be history.
3 Weeks Later
Person 1: Thanks, I listened to the advice man. Chad is still in intensive care in the hospital.

by Sheepherder37 August 2, 2018

Hopotch

Hopotch is a word simaltaneously meaning everything and nothing at the same time. It can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, article or guttural sound. When one has absolutely nothing to say, this can be said. In the complete opposite approach, if one does not have the words to express their extremely deep thoughts, saying this word is necessary. It can also be used to sum up very detailed/long responses. Hopotch is great to announce one's presence, gain someone's attention or allow people to agree with what you are saying.

Person 1:In thousands of years, if a species of ape evolves to have the same level intelligence of humans in 2018, will humans still treat them like animals?
Person 2: Hopotch!
Person 1: That's exactly what I was thinking, I just didn't know how to word it. You literally summed my feelings into one word. I always love talking to you, a fellow intellect.

by Sheepherder37 November 14, 2018

Hopotch

A revolutionary new word believed to be the cure to war, famine and conflict. Hopotch is everything yet nothing. Scientists have concluded that it can replace 83% of all words by 2020 and results suggest that this number is even higher. Hopotch is always a term of respect and can be used to persuade people, strengthen ideas or gain attention. It is the perfect word to either start or end a sentence. Hopotch can be a verb, adverb, article, noun, adjective, conjunction or guttural expression.

Interviewer: Why do you want to run for school president?
Student Candidate Jones: Hopotch!
*Crowd cheers and gives a standing ovation*
( Immediately after, Jones wins the election with zero votes against.)

by Sheepherder37 November 14, 2018

Hopotch

Hopotch is a word of love in such a complicated universe where nothing is a guarantee. Math, science and everything else created by humans may be wrong. However there is one constant entity and that is hopotch. Hopotch is the only thing that exists that is truly divine, pure and correct. It is a word summing up all the goodness, curiousity and feeling in the universe. In essence, hopotch describes the mechanisms that allow our lives to run and truly expresses a human's deepest thoughts. It should be used whenever one cannot think of the words to express their feelings. Moreover, hopotch unites people under a common term of agreement which makes it great in debates or to defuse dangerous/stressful situations.

Person 1: Mitchie is so hot.
Person 2: I don't think so.
Person 3: Hopotch!
Person 1 and 2: We can throw away our differences and agree on that!

by Sheepherder37 November 14, 2018

Dumb Donut

Someone who isn't the brightest. One could even say they have a gap between their ears. They are essentially the opposite of a smart cookie.

Carol: My sister is pregnant and I can't wait for the gender reveal. It's so exciting to find out if I'm going to be an aunt or uncle.

Carl: Oh Carol, you are a dumb donut!

by Sheepherder37 June 5, 2020