1 definition by Sheap

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A stupid, souless, materialistically obsessed shell of a woman who, although physically attractive, possesses a personality as interesting as watching paint dry.

Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.
Mark: "So bro how was your date last night?"

Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."

Mark: "Bummer."
by Sheap July 25, 2011

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