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2 definitions by SheNyah

 
1.
A woman whose husband leaves her alone frequently or for long periods to engage in a usually specified activity, in this case an iPad. An iWidow differs from a widow only in that her husband is physically present and always takes the good chair, but is otherwise thoroughly absent in every way.

iWidowhood is a condition often characterized by the repeating of husband's with no response, making requests of husband that go completely unacknowledged, and a generally sour and neglected demeanor.

See also iBituary
Jan: Did you hear about Pam's husband?

Mary: I know, it's so tragic. She is too young to be an iWidow.
by SheNyah May 12, 2011
 
2.
A death notice or memoriam to one whose life has been ended by an iPad or other Apple device.
iBituary, May 1, 2011

Jack Smith, 34, a dedicated father and avid hiker, was discovered in his Denver home on Friday in a catatonic state with a self inflicted USB wound. Several attempts at revival were made, but the brain trauma was irreversible.

Jack loved to cook and also enjoyed playing golf and spending time with his family. He will be remembered as larger than life, he loved to make people laugh. He will be missed by all.

He is survived by his iWidow, Jane Smith, 32, and daughter Rebecca, 4.

Services will not be held.
by SheNyah May 12, 2011