44 definitions by Shawn E.

check

a request for your bank to transfer funds to the bank of the store/person/hooker you gave the check to.

Jerry Springer paid a hooker with a check. Maybe he was on to something.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

idaho

home of potatoes and the militias that grow them

How else do you think they bought their guns? Potato farms are the only jobs in the state.

by Shawn E. June 27, 2003

altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.

Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.

by Shawn E. November 13, 2003

El Camino

best example of a cruck; vehicle which doesn't know if it wants to be a car or a truck

Steve's mullet really suits his El Camino SS.

by Shawn E. April 18, 2003

Mount Everest

highest mountain on Earth; also famous as being the place where oxygen bottles go to die and lay in mass graves.

The plie of bottles is taller than the friggin' mountain. Start rolling the bottles down. It's a hill, they'll roll.

by Shawn E. June 27, 2003

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

best science fiction book ever, part one of The Hitchhiker's Trilogy in Five Parts

Still waiting on the movie.

by Shawn E. April 19, 2003

short bus

Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.

Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003