45 definitions by Shawn E.

Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.
Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.
It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!
by Shawn E. April 16, 2003
A special edition Lincoln Continental Executive Edition with a extremely spacious trunk made for smuggling things such as a load of coke or a friend who wants to skip school.
The only surfire way to never get busted for smuggling is by getting a Smugglenental.
by Shawn E. April 16, 2003
another in the UD line of mullet synonyms.
Finnegan and Sully have dueling Boston Buzzcuts.
by Shawn E. April 14, 2003
awesome song and video by the band Threebrain.
I went on urbandictionary.com and saw Shawn's definition and I was like Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
by Shawn E. June 23, 2003
term used for a nitrous oxide setup in a rice rocket, which is ironic seeing as how laughing gas is being used in a joke of a car.
I bought a Civic and bought NOS and put my name on the windshield in Olde English. I'm so original! Derrderrderrderrderrderrderrderrderr!
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
the very opposite of fantastic; something with no redeeming value whatsoever
Getting castrated with a rusty spork is very craptastic.
by Shawn E. April 17, 2003
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