195 definitions by Shawn B.

Okay, I'll enlighten you guys on this subject... here are some basic things that women want:
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.

I hope I've cleared things up for you... It's not all that difficult to figure out. (hint: follow the golden rule)
by Shawn B. October 12, 2003
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A catch-22 of sorts. Basically, it means that something counterintuitive to common sense's dictations could be potentially true as well....or in layman's terms, a no-win situation.
You need A for B, but you must have B first to get A.
by Shawn B. June 28, 2003
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A clandestine meeting of Haxors over the Internet.
The chat room was full of haxors- today was a major w00tenanny.
by Shawn B. October 25, 2003
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A little lavender guy on DBZ. He's the ruler of the universe and he trains Gohan so he can fight Majin Boo. He also has a white mohawk and little earrings; plus he looks a little like a Nidoran-M....
Oh, who is cuddlier, J.M. or Supreme Kai? I pick J.M. because he's not lavender!
by Shawn B. May 14, 2003
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Pokemon that have no specific strengths/advantages over other types and are weak against Fighting and Ghost Pokemon.
Meowth
Pidgey
Snubble
Hoothoot
Jigglypuff
by Shawn B. October 23, 2003
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A desperate science geek that gets horny and has sex with a beaker.
by Shawn B. April 15, 2003
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Said to describe a goofy but lovable person who just wants to have fun.
E- Yo, Shawn, do you wanna go to the mini-mall and moon people?
S- You're so spoony...
by Shawn B. September 22, 2003
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