3 definitions by Shartypantsilovefarts

Chubner

A short fat cock.. a cock that old men that weigh over 200 + pounds have.. it isn’t long as it used to so it is just short and rounded

Harry- man Ricky! What a nice chubner you got there! It’s short and fat like yourself

Ricky- stfu, my dick is a beauty even tho I’m like 50

by Shartypantsilovefarts January 4, 2022

Chinese butthole torture

Chinese butthole torture) is a circular usually black with spikes around it.. they stick on to someone’s butthole just to torture them.. or most often they are forced but that is not science and do not look this up on the internet other than here because you will get Chinese Anal porn)

That Chinese butthole torture got stuck in my ass! And it hurts!

by Shartypantsilovefarts January 4, 2022

Fruit cake

A Person who is gay but with a cheery positive personality and gets over exited

Damn, Derek is such a fruit cake with plastic surgery and Botox slobbering at that dick picture he found on the internet yesterday

by Shartypantsilovefarts January 4, 2022